Friday, October 12, 2007

Nerds

From: josh.********@********.org
Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2005 3:27 AM
Subject: Re: Suprise ****bags!

nerds are probably the second greatest candy in the world, a close-runner up to that of the notorious sour patch kids. the reason i bring this up is because i am currently masticating a "Nerd Gumball" that I received in my mug from ********. let me tell you something...it is absolutely delicious. the gumball, of course, delivers a sweet sensation to my taste buds, and it has a soft, stretchy consistency. the nerds somewhat oppose this nature due to the fact that they are small and crunchy, and they also deliver a tart, almost sour sensation to the tongue. however, the nerd gumball is not my favorite nerd treat. have you ever tried the immortal nerd rope? these are delectable treats, much like the gumball, except one million times better. nerds wrapped on a rope of sweetened licorice-like candy. the rope itself, though it resembles licorice, does not taste like licorice at all, and that's what makes it so good. possibly the best nerd treat, however, is the nerd blizzard from Dairy Queen. you may never have had one, because, like the bald eagle, they are endagered. more and more dairy queens are wiping out these sweet concoctions because of the low publicity to their name. this angers me. nothing tastes better than cool, creamy, vanilla ice cream mixed with crunchy, tart nerds. if life gets any better than that, i'd sure like to know.

Josh

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